I dominate everything I dominate breathing. I breathe harder than everybody oh my God I'm Kobe Bryant.
Kobe just made a system of some new shoes, it's not just shoes, it's some flip flops that you put in the shoes so he's giving you two shoes in one shoe so you can chill while you ball and ball while you chill.
I ain't lyin
CHILL WHILE YOU BALL. It's for the successful though. So all you unsuccessful niggas can just keep killin yourselves over them J's. Jordan can suck my nuts I'm Kobe Bryant.
Shut the fuck up Kanye West. I'm Kobe Bryant I'm the best on the mutherfuckin planet oh my God based freestyle suck my dick and buy my system bitch. Sit in on my lectures nigga.
THANK YOU BASED KOBE BRYANT
Kobe System teaches you how to fuck and not give a fuck. FUCK AND NOT GIVE A FUCK. I'm chillin but I'm ballin though. Beastion levels. White bitches come get me. Kobe System will give the nerdiest nigga wizard on the planet some game. SWAG!
WHO BOUT TO WIN THE SUPER BOWL DOH??? KOBE BRYANT WILL. But you're not even playing! I DOMINATE WATCHING! Fuck Tom Brady fuck Eli Manning I'm the greatest quarterback of all time I'm Kobe Bryant oh my God based freestyle I don't even throw the football I just slap that ball across the field with my dangalang bitch based Kobe Bryant suck my dick bitch. Kobe!
One thing Kobe System can't do:
DOMINATE VIDEO HOES!!!!
Peace out y'all.
