Is this Beyonce or Jessica Simpson? This is a white girl, y'all. I'm sayin,' what did she do? And what the fuck did they do to her hair?? Do she got that vitiligo? That shit Michael Jackson had? Or does she have what will from now on be known as the Lennay Kekua disease, where you just get clearer and clearer until you don't exist anymore? Look at this:
Back in 90s, Beyonce was about five shades darker. Did she get touched by the great holy spirit of dearly departed Ronald Reagan?
Shut the fuck up, Sammy Sosa. I heard your explanation and it's still not making any sense. And you better lawyer up, because word has it that Manti Te'o's girlfriend overdosed on your skin cream. Now nobody can find her!
File this one under: Manti Te'o and the case of the disappearing minorities. That sounds like a good ass thriller.
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