Let's start with the San Francisco 49ers:
- Harbaugh
- Kokaine Biceps Colin Kaepernick
- Randy Moss says he's the greatest wide-receiver of all time.
- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSS
- That guy on the 49ers who doesn't like gays.
Now for the Baltimore Ray Lewis-vens:
LOOK WHAT JESUS DID!
- Other Harbaugh
- Ray Lewis
- Ray Lewis
- Ray Lewis
- I like Ray Lewis
- I hate Ray Lewis
- I heard Ray Lewis killed a goldfish.
- I heard Ray Lewis may have fucked my wife.
- Wait, are you telling me deer antler spray isn't an aphrodisiac?
- Michael Oher
- Who the fuck is Michael Oher?
This.
- Oops, I knew that, cuz like OMG BLIND SIDE, TOTES THE GREATEST MOVIE EVAR
- Michael Oher doesn't like the Blind Side
- John Harbaugh (the coach) requested to play clips of the movie to the team to hype them up for the game. For serious.
I hope this impartial list got you excited for the Super Bowl!
-Bat.
